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Lawyer For Breast Equality Has A Couple Of Pointed, Well-Rounded Arguments

Terror Toastie Warm: Microwave Ovens As Directed Energy Weapons

Will Congress Redeclare Women More Important Than Men?

Book Claims Abraham Lincoln Gay

Hillary Makes It Known She's Proud Babykiller

National Enquirer Claims Limbaugh Granted Secret Divorce: Prepares To Bag Fourth Hag

Inaugural Pomp More Important Than Public Safety To Bush Admininstration

We're All Crooks In The Eyes Of Big Brother

Lobotomized Kennedy Passes: Reduced To Vegetable Status For Acting Like One Of Her Brothers

White House Bribes Armstrong Williams To Do Administration's Bidding

"Who's Your Daddy?" Ditz A Porn Queen

India Developing Anti-Gravity Technology

Are Terrorists Gathering Intelligence On American Churches?

Digital Fingerprints Convict The Innocent

More Than Ponies Running Free At Famous Seashore: Nudists Plague Assateague

Europeans Slowly Awakening To The Extinction Of The White Race

National Sales Tax Would Be Between 23 and 30%

EPA Considers Human Experimentation

Brit Faces Six Months For Carrying Swiss Army Knife

Shepard Murder Not A "Hate Crime"

Women Object To Degrading Airport Security

Bridge Proves Better Off Than On

Third Of Illegals Criminals

Toilet Summit Held In China

Pentagon Declares War On The Boy Scouts

Impropmptu White House Barbecue: Kook Sets Himself On Fire Outside Oval Office

Old Hussy Hatches Twins From Borrowed Eggs

Air Force Considers Teleportation: Psychokinesis Among Options Studied

Migrant Workers Swilling With Disease

F.E.M.A. Prepares American Gulag

Christmas Hymns Deemed To Religious For "Holiday Bazaar"

NAACP = National Association For The Advancement Of Crack Peddlers?

Poor Students Reward By Going To School At Aquarium

ACLU Stands Behind Thong Throng

Happy Pills Induce Suicidal Thoughts

Now Lazy Foreigners Don't Even Have To Sneak Into The United States For Handouts

FDA Approves Mark Of The Beast

Wimpy Churches Bow Before IRS Prayer Police

Helen Passes Some Gas

Intoxicated Mexicans Demand Right To Drive Drunk

European Union Aspires To Be Renewed Roman Empire

American "Poor" Live High On The Hog: Most Have Automobiles, Satellite TV, & More Living Space Than Average European

Whites Flee Nebraska Towns As Yet Another State Caves To Hispanic Takeover

Allan Keyes Racist: Would Exempt Coloreds From Income Tax

Bush Bows To His IRS Overlords

Is The President Scarfing Down Happy Pills?

Nation's Capital Becoming A Sniveling Police State

Too Many Blacks In Government

Democrats Grovel For Hispanic Votes

Democrats Get Religion (Or At Least Their Own Warped Version Of It)

Thought Police Patrol America's Churches

If All Else Fails, Blame Whitey: Caucasians At Fault For Global Warming

Linda Rondstadt Hates Christians

CBS Netowork Executives Believe Race Determines Creativity: Sponsor Diversity Institute To Mentor Writers

Soon Be Government's Business What Color Your Friends Are

Communists Taking Over South Africa

Not Your Baby's Daddy: Steps Taken To Protect Men From False Paternity Claims

Girl's Feelings Don't Count When Discovered She's White

Mexicans Undermining Linguistic & Cultural Unity

Clinton's Troll Declares War Against The Almighty

Swedish Pastor Jailed For Telling It Like It Is About Sodomites

Fox News Co-Sponsors Fag Journalist Confab

Nation's Capital Becoming A Third World Slum

Many Minorities Prove They're Unfit For Home Ownership

Southern Baptists Chicken Out Over Public Schools

Rise Of The X-Men: Mutant Children With Third DNA Strand To Herald Dawn Of The New Age

Secret U.S. Detention Centers A Human Rights Nightmare Waiting To Happen

Preferential Parking Another Handout Demanded By Crabby Pregnant Women

Tattoos Can Give You AIDS

School Bans Cupcakes As Threat To Good Health

Public School Students To Be Graded By Weight

Evangelicals Get On Board The Working Mother Pity Pot

U.N. Sex & Drug Parties Detailed

Will Vegetable Oil Become The Crack Cocaine Of The New Milleniuum?

Hispanic Gangs Fronts For Death Cult

Bush Consults Hindu Swami On National Day Of Prayer

Maryland Governor Admits Multiculturalism Is Crap

Maryland Comptroller Laments Immigrants' Appalling Diction

Patriot Act Stifles It's Own Criticism

Government Might Gain Access To Our Innermost Thoughts

Humans To Be Corralled Like Livestock

U.N. Headquaters A Giant Brothel

Book Exposes U.N. Sex Parties

Government Funds Sponsor Racist Sci-Fi Convention

Mexican Pagans Flock To Rebuilt Heathen Temple

Islamic Clergy Endorse Wife-Beating

NASA Develops Mind-Reading Computer

Ringy Dingy Him Anytime: Debauched Hindu Hangs Bell From His "Manhood"

Hispanic Supremacists Agitate To Turn "Illegal Alien" Into New "N-Word"

Bush Administration Finances Globalist Brainwashing

U.N. Fat-Cats Threaten Sanctions Against Obesity

"We Are The Borg": The Rise Of Transhumanism

Godly Episcopals Consider Good Old-Fashioned Church Split

Hindu Fanatic Expresses Fidelity To Tolerance & Diversity

Clinton's Pet Munchkin Bad-Mouths Evangelicals

John Hagee Tossed Off Canadian Television